Tiger Practices

Tiger Woods began practicing at Augusta National before his big return to The Masters in April. Everything was going smoothly until his caddy caught him texting someone else for tips and then he backed is cart into a ball washer.

Darkness and Dishonesty

A new study by scientists found that darkness encourages dishonesty. Participants were more likely to cheat on a test or lie when in a dimly lit room. The study also found that those who wore sunglasses frequently, were even more susceptible to lying. In other news, Tiger Woods just signed an endorsement contract with Oakley.

Phelps Gets Off…

According to a sheriff in South Carolina, Michael Phelps will not be charged with any crimes related to the picture of him smoking marijuana from a bong at a party. Phew…I mean c’mon Michael. Couldn’t you have been more discreet with a joint or something? Do you have to do everything in water?

Bike Stolen…

Lance Armstrong’s bike was apparently stolen over the weekend.  In related news, Lebron James’ bike and Alex Rodriguez’s hypodermic needles were put in safe locations.