Hillary At It Again…Indiana Jones…Space Toilet

May 28, 2008

Hillary Clinton apparently hasn’t learned her lesson since her controversial reference to Robert F. Kennedy’s assassination as reason for her to stay in the race. Today, the Senator said she planned to keep campaigning even if Obama is elected President in November. “Hey, we all know what happened to William Henry Harrison,” she said.

The figures are in….the new Indiana Jones movie brought in $311 million around the world. It’s the second-highest Memorial Day holiday weekend opening in history. Movie-goers defied pundits who believed the series had grown tired. Critics didn’t think audience members would be intrigued by Indy’s new adventure: Unearthing Harrison Ford’s high school class ring.

NASA said this week that the International Space Station’s toilet is broken. Roto Rooter said that they can get there somewhere between 2010 and 2013.


Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.