Domino’s Admission

Domino’s pizza has admitted that its pizza all these years was in fact “terrible”. The admission came along with the announcement of a new ad campaign featuring a new recipe for its pies. When reached randomly for comment, one Domino’s customer exhaled some pot smoke and asked, “you’re still going to bring it around to the back door…right?”

Phelps Gets Off…

According to a sheriff in South Carolina, Michael Phelps will not be charged with any crimes related to the picture of him smoking marijuana from a bong at a party. Phew…I mean c’mon Michael. Couldn’t you have been more discreet with a joint or something? Do you have to do everything in water?

Shrunken Head…

A new study shows that significant Marijuana use may actually shrink the human brain over time. In unrelated news, Keith Richards was spotted today on Rodeo drive wearing a thimble as a hat.