Starbucks Long Orders

Starbucks said that it will be raising prices for long, complicated orders. For example, a triple grande soy vanilla latte with a shot of espresso would now cost more than $6. Yeah…the company is calling it an “as$hole tax”.

Domino’s Admission

Domino’s pizza has admitted that its pizza all these years was in fact “terrible”. The admission came along with the announcement of a new ad campaign featuring a new recipe for its pies. When reached randomly for comment, one Domino’s customer exhaled some pot smoke and asked, “you’re still going to bring it around to the back door…right?”

Viagra Ice Cream…

An ice cream store is offering Viagra ice cream. In unrelated, other news, Jack Nicholson reportedly just got an ice cream headache.