Suspicious Package at IRS Office

Utah FBI officials said that a suspicious package was found outside of a local IRS office: a Tax Return. (Times are tough.)

GM Selling Saturn

GM said that it plans to sell the Saturn brand. Those looking to buy the business unit should know the price is nonnegotiable and your friends will be unable to guess what kind of company you just bought.

Palin Rejects Stimulus…

Despite outcries from her struggling constituents, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is refusing to accept 30 percent of the stimulus money being offered to the state.  Palin defended her actions, saying the portion she is rejecting was going to go toward sex education.

Customized Time…

Times are tough for media. Time magazine has resorted to allowing subscribers to custom make the content of the magazine that is mailed to them, via the Internet.

Finally, I can make Kevin James ‘Man of the Year’.

French Economy…

The global economic downturn has officially gotten serious in France. Reuters is reporting that sales of French sex toys are plummeting as consumers reduce their spending on kinky products.  Secretary of State Clinton said that her husband has been immediately dispatched to monitor the situation.